Tuesday, 8 May 2012

Allo, I am Fifi

Allo, I am Fifi.  I am a cat. I am beautiful. You may look at my profile and be amazed at my beauty. Zis is my blog where I will tell you 'ow to live you life like moi.  Below you will see ze dog. 'e do nothing with 'is life.  'e iz in bed all day.  You do not wish to be like 'im.  I will 'elp you not be zis stupid dog.


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  1. Vladhed8 May 2012 at 18:44

    Hi Fifi!

    What is the best way to eat jelly beans?

    yours truely

    vladhed

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  2. Fifi la Jackalope8 May 2012 at 18:54

    Dearest Dahling Vladhed,
    'ow you eat ze jelly bean? Wiz your mouth you stupid. You must sink wiz your 'ed before you type ze question. Also, you must use ze spellcheck. Yours Truly, kiss kiss, Fifi

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  3. MuffinHed8 May 2012 at 19:04

    How did you learn to type? thats pretty impressive for a cat

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    1. Fifi la Jackalope9 May 2012 at 11:37

      Allo, MuffinHed. Yes, I am impressive, no? You must be very intelligent to notice.
      I uze ze Garfield tutorial. Eet is available online. You get to sroww ze shoe at ze stupid dog. Eet waz not easy to learn as my paws are very fluffy and beautiful. Sometimes I make ze typo. But I do not care. I am fantastique. Kiss kiss Fifi

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